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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 20: Roma


  “Stop shooting!” yelled Malmquist. “What happened?” “Get out of the cage.” “It’s not a cage. We’re stuck under a board. I can’t move my arm.” Malmquist crawled out from under the board. It was a toppled litter. He extracted Danny’s arm and dragged the rest of him free. There had been screams. A pair of Roman ladies lay flung on the ground next to them. Several slaves bent over another person who was prostrate. A growing pool of blood and commotion. Voices exclaiming, “Quid accidit?” “Let’s get out of here, now! Follow me.” “Where’s my gun?” “We have no time to talk.” Confusion and the crush of the crowd enabled them to escape. Malmquist’s tunics were both torn open and he grasped them to h...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 19: New Gary


Ganja haze hung in the air and Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy blared on the stereo when the buzzer rang. Delilah turned the music down. Gunther entered with a strange woman. “Leroy dropped her off. He said to take care of her.” “Hoc est lupanar?” the woman asked. “Who is she?” The woman walked around the room as if looking for something. She went up to the stereo and pointed to the speakers. “Ubi musici?” she asked, peeking around and behind the speakers. “What’s she doing?” asked Gunther. “I don’t know.” The woman then noticed the spinning record on the turntable and grabbed the tone arm, making a blood-curdling scratch. “Oh, fuck, you just ruined my record!” She looked up at them in con...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 18: Zigaago


“Where the hell am I?” Delilah whispered to herself. She was seated on a toilet in what should have been a toilet stall except there was no stall, only exposed toilets projecting from a wall. The seat next to hers was occupied by a black female. To one side sinks, to the other urinals, one being used by a white female facing forward, tunic hiked up over her hips. The only thing separating the so-called restroom from the noisy space on the other side was a screen. Then a white male came up and grabbed the toilet on Delilah’s other side. “Neihou,” he said to her. She immediately got up and went over to the sink. The black woman was soon at the sink next to hers, washing not only her hands but ...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 17: Xinluoma


“Poxie! Chou biaozi!” cursed the naked man as he punched and kicked the prostitute. “Ni ge jianbi! Ni die wo yijing ba ni bi cao lan le!” “Bie da wo le!” she begged him. Malmquist was just as startled by his sudden appearance in the attic brothel as they were, but he recognized the man and the man him. Dispensing with formalties, he knocked the wind out of the man with his fist, put his head in an armlock and bashed his face against the wall until he grew limp. “Shenme yisi?” said the startled proprietor as Malmquist dashed down the ladder and out of the eatery. The prostitute appeared on the steps to announce while pointing at Malmquist, “Nage nanren feichang ouda keren le. Kuailai ba!” He ...
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Foreign Devils on the Loose in China: A Review


One million foreigners currently reside in China as of 2017, an astonishing tenfold rise since 2010. With this increase, the number of expat books set in China has taken off as well. I imagine a decade down the line we will have a veritable literature on our hands. Yet the Great China Expat Novel (or Memoir) is not an easy feat to pull off. One reason for the relatively rare occurrence of memorable expat books, literary talent aside, is a simple insight lacking among the majority attempting the task: the perils of solipsism. Your run-of-the-mill expat tale revolves largely around the narrator’s own world, often with precious little to say about his or her interactions with the Chinese. The p...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 16: Chicago


“Haidou dangzyu ngo,” she said. “What’s going on? You’re putting me in a jail cell full of guns!” Malmquist said, grabbing her by the arm. “Ng.” She pulled away. “Wing-yee, please don’t leave me.” She was already gone. The cell’s bright lighting dimmed and all that remained was the dull glare of a bare bulb hanging from the ceiling. It was a basement. Industrial steel shelving housed a comprehensive gun collection and stacks of ammunition. Dug out of one wall was a hole big enough for a person to go through. Malmquist went up the basement stairs and placed his ear against the door at the top. Fragments of a conversation were audible. “….What’s bandage head’s name again? Heard he’s in the are...
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Personal reflection essay on Emil Ferris’ My Favorite Thing is Monsters:

To shed my mortal skin and assume the form of something fierce, defiant to time and anthropomorphic morality, has been a fantasy of mine since childhood. Envying the predatory animals and their supernatural counterparts, the creatures of the night, I would imagine myself mutating in the darkness, my flesh, like a pallid mushroom, taking nurturance from the luminous moonlight and damp soil enriched with the bones of long-dead beasts, carnivore cousins with dagger-sharp fangs and claws. My bones, enshrouded in their soft, ephemeral sack, poked and prodded, wanting to break free of their suffocating shelter and join with the spirits of those slumbering ancients. My teeth jutted, jabbing against...
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Lotus: Updating the great Chinese socialist realist novel


With the Communists fighting both the Japanese invaders and the Guomindang reactionaries in a triangular war, the 1930s-40s was a tumultuous and extraordinarily violent period in the country’s history, resulting in the deaths of tens of millions of Chinese, mostly civilians. Such an earth-shaking era was story-worthy to say the least, and revolutionary authors applied their firsthand experience of the war years to penning firey, action-packed pageturners in the tradition of socialist realism. Among the best-known of these novels were Liang Bin’s Keep the Red Flag Flying (红旗谱), Qu Bo’s Tracks in the Snowy Forest (林海雪原), Yang Mo’s The Song of Youth (青春之歌), Liu Qing’s Builders of a New Life (创业...
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A Summary and Analysis of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ‘The Speckled Band’


I’m a long-time Holmes fan, as I’ve mentioned in the past. This analysis of “The Speckled Band” is both detailed and delightful. Interesting Literature A reading of a classic Sherlock Holmes story ‘ The Adventure of the Speckled Band ’ is one of the most popular Sherlock Holmes story written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and Doyle himself recognised that many readers would include ‘The Speckled Band’ among their list of favourite Holmes outings. It’s easy to read Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories and enjoy them, with no additional analysis deemed necessary. But closer inspection reveals its links to previous detective fiction and the reasons for its status as one of the finest of Doyle’s short st...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 15: Zigaago


The old hippie sat facing Malmquist, his rainbow-tattooed penis proudly displayed. “It’s like this,” he said, twisting an imaginary object in the air, as if his hands could express the idea more clearly. “Hey, how’s it going?” “That’s what I was getting at.” “Haven’t we had this conversation before?” “All conversation is the same. What’s different is the man.” “Cool. Here’s to Ray.” Malmquist clinked glasses with Cornelius. “Damn this ale is good. Why did I just toast to Ray?” “That’s just what I was getting at.” “One minute I was talking to her, then I’m talking to you. I don’t remember you coming back.” “I never left, man.” “But you clearly did.” “Yeah, I left for a moment, but I didn’t re...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 13: New Gary, IN


He pointed at a food tray behind the cafeteria counter. “Oh, you again. Hominy grits?” she asked. “A lot.” “Can’t give you a lot. Only single portions allowed.” “I didn’t ask for a lot. I said there’s a lot.” “What you mean?” “You asked me hominy grits, and I’m telling you how many grits there are in that pan.” “Your humor so bad it’s good. Anyway you can’t eat shit and you can’t fool me on that score. I can serve you a coffee, though. I want to watch that trick of yours again. You seen him do that coffee trick, Akeeshea?” “I’m watching.” Deshondra served Carrot a cup of coffee. “Yep, you folks just lovin’ the sugar,” said Carrot as he opened the dispenser into the coffee and held up his oth...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 12: Gwongzau


At my 180 kilograms it takes an effort to lift myself out of the bath, but I’ll be damned if I’m hooked up to the crane. Ingmon and the boss grab me under the arms and that does the job. Standing up, I can no longer see my penis under my belly even when erect. I can’t get hard anyway, with no place for it to expand. Previously, to check if my erectile function was normal, they would lift the bag of blubber high enough to access the penis and squeeze out a few spurts on the digital spoon. But now that it is getting all too awkward to manipulate they have a device for the purpose — a shelf to raise the blubber bag and a vibrating hose to slurp up the penis. Thankfully, they continue to handle ...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 11: Roma

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“I like the tunic.” “I don’t ask if you like tunic. I don’t like. Take it off!” “No.” Wang tried to rip the tunic off Malmquist, but he broke free and ran out of the house. “Wo qu zhui ta,” Giulia told her as she ran off after him. He hid himself at a table in the back of the little restaurant down the street from the old eunuch’s domus. “Cosa avrai?” asked a waitress. He gestured apologetically. “Vuoi una ragazza?” she said, pointing upstairs and jiggling her breasts. “Belle tette.” Giulia found him. “Ho pensato che avrei trovato al ristorante.” He stared silently in the distance. That earned him a hard slap on the face. “Idiota! Perché sei scappato? Lei ti punirà. Può fare qualsiasi cosa p...
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Anglish and English: Why our language is 750 and not 1,500 years old

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Sample text of Anglish (Anglo-Saxon), circa AD 1000 How English arose is a captivating story with a great cast of characters, though they happen to be groups of people and texts rather individuals. It emerges out of the mists seemingly from nowhere, flounders, and changes into something else, before finally catching wind and taking over the planet as the first truly global language. It’s also a story that’s been told and retold by many authors and scholars. And it increasingly appears that for the past 100 years most of those telling the story have gotten it wrong. The Celtic problem Let’s begin at a starting point far enough back in time to take in the larger view, the situation of the Brit...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 10: New Gary, IN

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A deafening crack and the lights went out. Malmquist collapsed on the patio floor. Ray and the other customers were gone. Streetlight illumination revealed the premises to be empty and dilapidated and shrouded in dust. Malmquist sat up to get his bearings. Outside chatter suggested it was still early evening. He got up to explore the restaurant, and what he saw cautioned him to stay inside until well after midnight. The city wrapped in silence but for incessant ambulance and fire-engine sirens, he emerged after jimmying open a window — the front and back entrances were padlocked shut — and headed down Lunt toward Sheridan Road on foot, for his bicycle was gone. He had barely crossed under th...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 9: Zigaago

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Ray put a condom on the dildo built into her bicycle seat and lifted her tunic as she eased it into her. “Keeps me supple,” she winked. Tattooed around her hips and groin was a scrolling text of Chinese characters. “What does that mean?” “It’s a poem by China’s national poet, Gu Sing: ‘Through jagged rocks I walk towards the seashore. I know all your languages. Speak! The sea laughs and proffers up birds that swim, fish that fly, sand that sings.'” “That reminds me. Can we take a short detour over to the peninsula? I want to see the rocks,” said Malmquist. “Sure, no problem.” From Sheridan Road they passed through the Northwestern University campus. They got off their bikes on...
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An American talisman

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A talisman has appeared in twenty-first century America, one with astounding magical powers. Fitting in the palm like a mini crystal ball, it can bring people to life on its screen. To young kids submerged in the dreamy developmental phase of childhood, this glass amulet must seem utterly bewitching and miraculous, a veritable Wonderland of miniature toy stores and colorful games. With parent’s permission, it even sends real toys and snacks to one’s home. When they reach their early teens, kids begin adapting to the adult world of reality. The talisman soon becomes jaded and the magic fades. Still, it remains an engaging, multifaceted toy, capable of shooting videos and photos with incredibl...
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My problem with the atheists (it’s not what you think)

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Courtesy of Maddy (MadE14 on DeviantArt) Group marriage does not look quite so terrible as the philistines, whose minds cannot get beyond brothels, imagine it to be. — Frederick Engels, The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State Nothing need be said Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, aka. the Marquis de Sade, has his first taste of prison at the age of twenty-three when he’s arrested for blasphemy, after forcing a prostitute to hurl abuse at Christ. At twenty-eight, he lures a homeless woman to his chateau, where he binds and whips her and pours hot wax in the gashes in her flesh he made with a knife; she escapes, and he does as well—from the police. He is never idle. While on...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 8: Xinluoma

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Wang slapped him hard across the face. “How you lose your clothes?” “Somebody stole it when I took a shower.” “Nobody steal things here.” “I’m telling you that’s what happened.” She marched him naked back to the gift shop. He was able to find a tunic with the same Italian as the last one, “La festa della streghe in mutande.” She paid for it and he slipped it back on. It now read: WITCHES UNDERWEAR PARTY “Okay, good. In working order.” “I take you to my house now. I hope you better at massage, after first day training. You show me your progress tonight.” “Where do you live?” “Palatine Hill.” “I want to see Giulia again. She also lives on the Palatine.” “Zhuliya? Who is Zhuliya?” “The sla...
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The Kitchens of Canton, a novel. Ch. 7: New Gary, IN

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“Mr. Malmquist, I’m Inspector Melynchuk. And this is Sergeant Fink. I believe you’re already familiar with Officers Carrot and Stick.” “Yes, I am.” “Nice to see you again,” said Carrot. Stick gave the table a gentle bang with his fist and grinned at Malmquist. “I can see you’ve been battered up a bit,” Melynchuk continued. “Sorry about all this. Apparently there have been misunderstandings.” “You seem different, not like everyone else.” “I’m everyone else?” said Fink. “Don’t tell me you two are androids as well.” “No. We’re here to put a more human face on things. Can you try to recall again where you were just before your first time in New Gary?” “I was teaching my class on semiot...
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