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Shit my History Teacher DID NOT tell me!

January 21, 2014  
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Shit my History Teacher DID NOT tell me!

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Full Title
Shit my History Teacher DID NOT tell me!
Rated for Readers
Rated PG-13 (questionable content for children under 13)

Book Description

So what is the book about? History. “Errgghhh boring boring bollocks boring, I had enough of that crap when I was at school. History’s more boring than watching the Queen going down the Thames in a boat and people standing beside the Thames ..... and watching that for hours on end with your parents and the in-laws and no one to get pissed with. History just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ….. and on and on. Nothing different ever happened.”

Well that’s where you’re wrong, because I’m going to bring it alive. I’ve looked under every rock, in every nook and cranny …. What’s a cranny by the way? Never mind, I’ve searched everywhere and dug up some really interesting little tidbits. Stuff not a lot of people know.

So stay with me on this one. I’ve chosen to look at past events from the birth of the planet to the birth of Christ. That’s enough for one book, isn’t it? Well, not really, because I’ve gone off track a little bit from time to time, but I do tend to do that so don’t worry about it.

If you’ve got a teenager who’s studying the history of this period, download a copy for them now because it’s all laid out nice and clear. But let me warn you, I have in the past been accused of having an inappropriate sense of humour, so if you want a little bit of a chuckle watching me take the mickey out of everyone I meet down the years, then this is the book for you - and if your offspring is in their early teens then it probably isn’t the book for them.

I do tend to stray into the modern day from time to time to bring things into focus, but I promise you this book will surprise you, inform you, keep you interested and put a smile on your face from time to time.

If you’re a history buff this book should be as irresistible as a kebab to a pisshead


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