Bangor, Maine has invaded Los Angeles ... withe the Fabulous Cornwall Sisters. Older sister Lacy is childish, self-absorbed, and selfish ... in a fun way. Younger sister Thea is the level-headed counterpoint to Lacy's crazy schemes to promote their blog and get close to certain celebrities. Wherever the Cornwall sisters go, they have fun. Learn why you should never spend a two-headed quarter, what happens when a woman uses a urinal in a men's room, and how quickly the L.A. SWAT team gets called when Lacy and her girls have a sex toy party.
Meet Lacy's fellow topless dancers: groin-kicking Shadowcat, sarcastic Li'l Bit, sex and drug enthusiast Freaky Frieda, proud Brit Bianca, and Alice who defies description.
Each story is narrated by Lacy or Thea, the Fabulous Cornwall Sisters.